Kosher Wine



Kosher wine

Makes you feel fine...

Don’t over drink,

Your breath will stink...

Don’t drink too fast,

Your head will blast...


Only drink a bissel

When you say your prayers...

It’ll make you blind

You’ll lose your hairs...


“Only drink

on the sabbath day...”

Is what my Rabbi Moses

Would always say...


You may buy two gallons

To last the week...

If you drink much more

You’ll fall off your feet...


If you drink much less

You’ll be wasting your money...

After one week in the bottle

It tastes like spoiled honey...


Stay away from the gin

And those goyim women...

Because into your money

They’ll want to go swimmin!


A nice Jewish baleboste

And fine Kosher wine...

Stick with that 

And you’ll be fine...


So drink your wine

Whenever you pray...

But only Kosher wine

As your bubbe would say...


© 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

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