Wiggle Jiggle Free



When you’re just a little child...

And smelly granny wants a hug...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When that creepy neighborhood boy...

Grabs your long, perfect ponytail...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When the mean old nun...

Puts her nails in your arm...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When your best friend’s brother...

Tries to pull on your bathing suit...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When that junior high softball coach...

Says she likes how you swing...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When the high school wrestling coach...

Tries to show you his best move...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When your older brother’s friend

Offers to show you how to kiss...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When you just finished babysitting...

The dad offers to drive you home...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When you’re at the fraternity party...

A foul-breathed rube offers you a beer...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


When you’re at your first day of work...

Your new boss says “lock the door...”

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


No matter what challenges life presents..

It will always be your choice to...

Wiggle jiggle free...

And scream “Let go of me!”


© 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

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